My little bro: *sits down for daily tutoring lesson with Dad* Daddy, can we do science first?
Daddy: No, let's do maths first. I'm busy.
My little bro: But Dad, I hate maths. Let's do science.
Daddy: No, I'm busy. Go, what's an alternate angle?
My little bro: What're you doing? *moves closer to Dad's computer screen*
Daddy: *tilts computer screen away* ALTERNATE ANGLE. What is it?
My little bro: YOU'RE WATCHING A MOVIE!
Daddy: *smiles like a retard* It's a good movie.
My little bro: I'm going to play games
Daddy: NO, let's do science. Sit down *pats chair next to him*
My little bro: I'm busy. *turns on PS3*

TROLOLOL. I thought that was funny (: