Wow, haven't posted in so long... So like last week sometime, my friend needed to take some photos for photography classes & so he came over. I'm extremely happy today, my grandpa gave me a rusty coloured knit  from Giordano and I've started my creative story. So anyway today I was on a fashion tumblr & I spent like an hour criticising some of their shit. Designers can be such dumbasses sometimes. I was in the "QUIET study area" in Castle Hill Library today after church and there was this curry guy across the room and he was having a message convo without his phone on silent. So like every 10 secs his phone would make some dumbshit nokia message tone. I glared at him, but he didn't take notice, so I got up out of my chair walked closer towards him and glared, BUT HE STILL DIDN'T NOTICE == Then I had to do a lap around the room to make myself not look like an idiot, but I think I still looked like an idiot to onlookers. Sigh, random moment, let me teach you how to cook (:

Recipe 1: The ultimate sandwich

Ingredients: strawberry jam, cheese, scrambled egg, butter and two pieces of bread 

IT IS DA BEST.

Recipe 2: The Shelly SCHNOODLES

Ingredients: peanut butter, vinegar, soy sauce, chinese noodles, sesame oil

So good man.

Recipe 3: SPAMATOASCO

Ingredients: spam (it's the best type of meat for those who are deprived of knowledge), tomato sauce and tobasco sauce

Bro, this is the most nutritious of the 3 recipes. You got your daily serving of vegetable in your tomato sauce and meat from spam. EAT WITH RICE for carbohydrates. 

CHYEEAHHH. My best recipes (: