If I consider you as one of my good/close friends..

- I will tell you when I need to pee.
- I will hit you very often.
- I will insult you more than necessary.
- I will annoy you so much you'll want to hit me.
- I will tell you the coolest stories with too many dragons.
- I will tell you personal things others probably wouldn't want to hear.
- I will share clothes with you.
- I will swear at you without regret.
- I will pray for you.

&&  I will love you (: