Wednesday, August 31, 2011
@ 8:13 PM
Woke up at 1:30pm today & was like holy shit... Went downstairs and my mother was cooking lunch and she's all smiley & stuff. I was like to her, why didn't you wake me up? And she was like, your door was closed, i knocked but no one answered, it would've been rude of me to enter. Sigh, i got trolled by my mother because the night before i was telling her that she shouldn't enter anyones room unless she knocks because usually she just enters, WHICH IS SO RUDE T - T And i told her that unless they said come in, she should either wait outside or try again later. WHAT KIND OF MOTHER DOES THAT?! Sigh... oh well. Life goes on.
So i am currently studying Ag, and i was thinking what things really amaze me and freak me out. Besides the fact that a bull has a retractable penis, nothing in the Ag textbook fits the criteria, so i went on tumblrs and i found it (:
BALLERINAS! Whenever i see a photo of ballerinas stretching their legs&non existant spine and like standing on their toes, i just think CRAZY BITCH. And my eyes expand to as far as they can, which is not much T - T
So i am currently studying Ag, and i was thinking what things really amaze me and freak me out. Besides the fact that a bull has a retractable penis, nothing in the Ag textbook fits the criteria, so i went on tumblrs and i found it (:
BALLERINAS! Whenever i see a photo of ballerinas stretching their legs&non existant spine and like standing on their toes, i just think CRAZY BITCH. And my eyes expand to as far as they can, which is not much T - T
Look at that this image. LIKE WOMAN WHERE IS YOUR SPINE?!?!?!
And like this one ==" If i ever attempted to sit on a chair like that my mother would be like, oi what you doing. Just today, i was half on the sofa, half on a exercise ball & my dad was like you're going to break your spine. And my back wasn't even bent. Maybe ballerinas just don't have parents. But then i think of Amelia, and i'm pretty sure she has parents. Maybe mine are just retarded :)
